Eviction Night

[Zach Rance]

Week 1: Nick v. JMac

*walks into the DR*

OMG HIIIIIIIIIEEEEE JULIEE!!!!!



I vote... to evict...






JOHNNY MAC.




Goodbye Msgs:

JMac: You started strong but it seems like you gave up. I also am pretty sure you're not aligned with me in any meaningful way. So, for those reasons, you can get to steppin' and we'll see your ass when we see you. TTYN. <3 Zachary R.

Nick:  If you're out that means I voted in the minority of the house, which would suck. But you're not really a strong player or ally for me, so if you do go, OH WELL. TTYN <3 Zachary R.

[Zach Rance]

Week 3: Victoria v. Frank

*walks into the DR*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I vote... to evict...






FRANK.




Goodbye Msgs:

Frank: I doubt you will be going home this week, but I'm just trying to shake up the house with some [HASH]WONKYVOTING I might pin this on Jackie, but I haven't decided yet. Anyway I'm sure this will not hurt you in the least, but... if it does... sorry... I guess? :/ In any event, if you're reading this now, then TTYN.

Victoria: While you were out clubbing in Michigan, the rest of us in the game were plotting your demise. Thanks for taking the fall for us and hasta la vista. You just weren't cut out for this game sweetie. TTYN.

[Zach Rance]

Week 4: Cody v. Meg

*walks into the DR*

*sits down stoically*

...


*SUDDENLY FREAKS OUT*

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



This week I sadly, sadly, sadly vote to evict...












CODY.






Goodbye Msgs:

Cody: This is awwwwwwweeeeeeful and not supposed to happen. I feel so guilty that by voting to keep Victoria randomly last round, you now are evicted because of that decision. I think you're a great guy and a strong ally... Literally could not ask for a better person in this game to have my back. You're loyal to a T and I'm so, so, so sad that I'm evicting my [HASH]teamguapo lover. I'll miss you and I hope there is a twist that brings you back. *runs away and cries*

Meg: I feel like you are safe and I'd be happier about that if it wasn't at Cody's expense. Still you are my [HASH]1, ride or die in this thing. [HASH]blackscallion for life. You're gonna be HOH and make these bitches payyyyyyyyyy for this. And I'm going to love it.

[Zach Rance]

Week 5: Nicole v. Eddie

*walks into DR*

*sits down seriously*



Hi Julie.

This outlaw has got a one-way ticket to the jailhouse.

I vote to evict...


EDDIE.


Goodbye Msgs:

Nicole: If you're reading this we all just got played, hard. I hope to baby Jesus that this doesn't happen.

Eddie: Bon voyage, bitch. You got got. #winning *does a dance*

[Zach Rance]

Week 5: Candice v. Meg

*walks into DR*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JULIE!



I vote... to evict...






CANDICE.


Goodbye Msgs:

Candice: You lost your shit last night and yelled at me for being this huge mastermind of your eviction. Guess what sweetheart? I had nothing to do with it. If it were up to me we'd be evicting Jackie because truthfully you're kind of a waste of an HOH. Sorry darling, you're not that important. But great game-play though!!! I can totally see why you made it so far. I'm also being extremely sarcastic. We'll all miss you terribly. #TTYN #GetToSteppin #ByeClown

Meg: LONG LIVE #BLACKSCALLION !!!! *does gang sign*