Week 3 whats goin dowwwn

[Meg Maley]

First lets talk about week 3 POV

I won 2 prizes bitches! I won xtra xtra and playas gon play. I was literally at the casino gambling my brains out when I started this comp. By the 3rd auction I was like fuck it ALL IN! I cried a little because I didnt think I won anything bc Julie didnt AIM me any advantages. Then I realized I am a dumb ass and I had a message waiting for me on the BB website. Yaaaayyyyyy

So I revealed my playas gon play advantage to a few ppl, and my xtra xtra to only nicole so we can try to get a bigger target out.

Speaking of target, I love Target by the way, or as from a long line of ancestors before me we call it "Tarjay"....ummm 2 new people came to me to offer an alliance deal. First was Nick. He came to me about working with Nicole and I to dominate the POV. Which duh we agreed bc he is HoH, and also because Zach from my black scallion alliance has a big crush on him so I can potentially use them to work with me or separately to stab each other in the back. So this is why we all played around the same time. We, ....I mean they... came up with the un-official temporary name Team Honey buns bc they kept calling each other butt muncher and all this butt talk it was very uncomfortable like wth is wrong with you people. I mentioned if they heard about Vivica Fox eating butts since we were on topic and all of a sudden the convo took a sour left turn bc they didnt even know who vivica fox was. I had to break it down like a kindergarten teacher about the rumors of her eating 50 cent's butthole and tossing his salad ...and they didnt even know who 50 cent was. Like seriously what in the fucking fuck is wrong with these people on BB? They were like 'we arent into that kind of thing'. OKAY you Amish Mormon fucks and your humorless shit go ahead and make me look like a creep. You guys started it! ugh. So I stayed out of the butt talk after that obviously and felt like an outsider for about 5 minutes. I am so looking forward to changing the alliance name very soon 

But we ended up just winging it bc Nick and Nicole didnt know if they wanted prizes or POV. I knew I wanted prizes off the bat so I went for it. Glad I did. Nick won POV and Nicole didnt win shit, but hopefully she cancelled one of the noms out preventing them from winning pov. I think candice won all the mystery shit. We convinced nick to keep noms the same, bc we wanted victoria out. He must really trust us bc he kept the person that put him on the block to become HoH hahhahaaa. But bye Frank you are going soon too. So that is my first new alliance of week 3.

Second new alliance is with Cody! My Kings Court road dawg. He asked to start an alliance with me and who else we should add to our team. I beat around the bush, whilst talking with nicole if she was down and she was so we decided to group chat and work together. Perfect timing bc we needed Cody's vote to get victoria out. When we decided to start this, Cody and I were completing each others sentences and txting the same exact things like soul mates. Nicole was working or driving or some shit bc it took forever for her to reply to our group chat.  So we came up with the name Team Mind Readers! MRs up in this MF!!. Then Nicole gets on and is like"MRs looks like misters we should call ourselves the Mister Sisters." 
What. the. Fuck. Is. wrong. With. You. She must be white in real life. 

So we all voted for Victoria I hope. I know Eddie voted frank and Jackie may have voted frank. She would be smart to vote Vic tho. Jackie was getting on my gat damn nerves during pov. I  previously told her I was gonna go for Victoria bc that bitch has never talked to me probably because her wisdom teeth are coming in and shes too busy fainting in the bathroom and shit, but Jackie got all butthurt saying she likes victoria and blah blah blah. If you like her so much why dont you tell her to work with me? because you dont trust me and i dont trust you bitch! Jackie was blowing me up if I was gonna go for prizes or POV. BITCH! Cant you tell im ignoring you? I kno you gonna go run and tell victoria! You are fucking stupid and this is the most you have ever talked to me and we are in a fake bad girls alliance! This actually isnt an alliance, Jackie is my next target unless kings court works in her advantage, then I guess we can be alliance members again. I heard from all my new alliance members that Victoria ended up reaching out asking for votes and guaranteeing safety to ppl. All except for me. Jackie asked me who I voted for after comp was done and I was like are you blind or deaf or mentally retarded I said Victoria for the hundredth fucking time. Ill repeat myself for the one hundredth and one fucking time 1) because i have never spoken with her, she has never replied to me and 2) she never asked for my vote

I also talked to Zach from black scallion alliance to vote out Vic. He was down, which I was surprised bc I know he talks to Eddie. Eddie is still shitting in his pants. He is scared of Frank. But I wonder if Zach really did vote victoria.

I have been hitting up frank since before pov saying he needs to try and win it, and if he doesnt i will help keep him safe. I need him to become HoH again so he can nominate Eddie again. I will try to keep Nick safe this week, and I am hoping that Jackie voted out frank as well so I can throw her under the bus to him and he can put both of them up. Thennnnnn we can decide who we will promise safety to ensuring their loyalty to us. 

Also how the fuck are people seeing how many people voted? My alliance members are like 'only 2 more ppl need to vote left!' 'only one more person needs to vote! Slow pokes!' 
Like where in the hell are they looking because I have no idea whats going on. Also who is taking so damnn long to vote?
Candice reached out to me yesterday but I was tired from being at another casino eating at the buffet, I had some serious ITIS, that we decided to chat sometime today instead. Good thing candice! bc I was about to gun for you since you are so inactive! She also reached out to some other ppl, so maybe we can pull her in as a number for us. 
Anyways I will talk more once eviction is posted and Hoh is revealed!

[Meg Maley]

*light bulb comes on* Ahhhh I see where the vote status is! Yay