Week 5 Im HoH

[Meg Maley]

Yay I won HoH!

only by surviving against Cody! Man, im sad bc i loved talking game with Cody. 
Anyways, I had a big huge fight with zach before nominations because after i became HoH, he came to me saying that him and eddie had a secret truce and to nominate other people.

Well, originally he and Eddie were my thoughts on nominees. I was going to put them both up and let them battle it out. They both wanted to secretly back door each other! After asking around the house, Eddie and Zach were def the targets. 

I talked to my butt alliance and they agreed that eddie was the bigger target. So I asked everyone except jackie if they wanted to be pawns against eddie to get dibs on Hoh. Everyone said no, Nicole volunteered, but zach threw a fucking fit and went off the handle talking about how he feels so betrayed and we arent cool anymore and went on and on. I had to put his bitch ass in check real quick with the reminder of who betrayed who when he switched his vote on me last minute making me a huge target which eventually landed me on the block. All I did was ask you the same question I asked the rest of the house. Bitch.

So I talked shit about him to the whole house! haahaha. I told the girls that he wants me to target them. Told nicole and nick that he is acting crazy. Nick and zach are def working together, bc out of nowhere nick created a group chat with nicole and i including zach who is now fucking part of our butts alliance somehow. Where tf did this come from and why tf is zach in our group chat now. It basically addressed mine and zachs fight, nick trying to be a fucking peacemaker and fucking shit up for me. 

Anyways zach apologized because he's a bitch. And now we are "working" with him in the butts alliance. I guess it works for numbers for me. I dont trust that fool tho, bc he fucked Eddie over who he was also in an alliance with. But I also have been talking to candice and victoria, promising them safety this week in return for their votes to keep me last week. Someone def voted against me, and idk who it was but I dont care. I told candice that zach and eddie are targeting her. Idk if her or victoria have a bidding advantage so I need to cover my ass in case they do. 

Eddie has been obsessing over who voted me out last week. I think he has BB flowcharts on all the walls of his house like a fucking serial killer. I feel bad bc maybe he genuinely had my back, but he is too much of a comp threat. And he just gets on my damn nerves. So bye eddie. Vic is also a threat to me she wins every fucking pov. 

So I had trouble with nominations as far as how to put keys in the thread and shit. I thought I did it the night I was announced Hoh. Apparently I did it wrong, and they never got revealed. When I woke up I had all kinds of messages from everyone especially eddie, and he was talking POV with me. I told him he needs to win it. He was asking me who I would nominate....and I thought he was talking about the replacement nominees. So I told him he could pick, and our convo went on for a good while he was throwing all kinds of people under the bus. Then I was like, what, wait, You and Nicole are on the block haha wtf are you talking about. I didnt realize that he had no idea!!!!  Then once again he shit in his pantelones. He was so pissed and we had a heated convo lasting all fucking day where he blew up bc he was soooo covered with his shit that I actually considered redoing my noms and going after Zach. But fuck that eddie! i been after you for a minute!! Gotcha biatch! And I'll be after vic next probably. 

So I finally learned how to do the keys and posted them really quick. I lied to eddie and told him that julie had to do it for me  bc there was a problem with the images when I originally posted them. And i also lied to eddie saying that Julie told me I cant change my noms. Haahahhaahaa he kept telling me to change them since they werent posted. Then eddie shit his pants again once he saw himself on the block for real real. Good thing eddie is going home now so he can finally get some fucking fiber in his diet and focus on the severe gastrointestinal problems that he has. 

[Nick Uhas]

Grandma Meg your DR's are literally the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't even know our alliance was called "butts" ahahahahahaha.  Also, I laughed out loud when you said that Eddie shit his pantaloons once again!  I love you, and yes I was trying to be the peacemaker <3