Zach's Final Attack

[Zach Rance]

Hello Final Two. Both of you bitches need my vote... so please A. Be Honest and B. Have a Personality.

*inserts random selfie with Victoria and Nicole*



Hayyyyyyy look how cute we look!!!! @.@

Honestly, I didn't really talk to or get to know either of you two during the course of the game, which is sort of hilarious seeing how we were the last three people still in it this season.

So, QUESTION 1 (this is for both of you): I want to know how much you know about the rest of us on the jury. Please enlighten us by telling us something about ourselves that nobody else knew. I wanna see how much your (much talked-about) social games are truth and less just feeding the jury what we want to hear.

Also, for me, I would like you both to post a song that you think I would like. I will give you both a link to my Soundcloud page so you can get a feel for what type of music I'm into: soundcloud.com/dante-del

The person who posts the better song (IMO) will get bonus points and a kiss from me.

Finally, I'd just like to ask some direct game questions for you.

Jackie, for your QUESTION 2: Explain to the jury why you evicted me when I told you that you would 100% not receive my vote if you did that. You basically just threw away a vote for yourself to win, and seeing how you're such a strategic-mastermind-gamebot-borewhore (self-proclaimed btw), that really wasn't a smart move (and based on my observations of the other juror's reactions to my eviction, they would agree with me). How can you play such a "great" game, when you made such a piss-poor decision in the finale? Be honest here because if you feed me some bullshit, you will not be getting my vote (and it's already looking like a long-shot for you gurl).

Candice, your QUESTION 2 is this: If you won the final HOH and not Jackie, who would you have evicted and why?



Good luck ladies, and don't fuck it up! (Honestly congrats... this has been a hard season and you both made it to where none of the rest of us could, for whatever reason). Bitter juries are rude so I am trying not to judge you (too hard).

Kill it!

xoxoxo - Zachary G. (the O.G.) Rance AKA Rancypants AKA PURPLEZACK AKA the-only-star-of-the-season :333333

[Candice Stewart]

Question #1: I'm not sure if this was ever talked about with anyone else so I can't guarantee that no one else know's about this, but I'll give it a go!

Cody: Cody currently lives in Chicago but is from San Antonio, Texas (kinda close to where I am!!!) and he went to the University of North Texas! Go Eagles, lol!

Eddie: I was friends with Eddie but unfortunately we didn't really talk much personal talk together. It was more of game talk. :\

Meg: Lives in California and is an esthetician! Random fact: Has Verizon

Nick: Random facts: Loves gifs -- favorite emoticon is

Victoria: Is 18 years old, lives in Michigan. Studying business and minoring in Spanish & International business at Michigan State University.

Nicole: Hates the emoticon -- loves cheesy jokes -- lives in Dallas -- has the iPhone 6 -- birthday is October 16

Zach: Here you go, Zach! soundcloud.com/fourteenxiv/pray-4-love-xiv-remix


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Question #2: Honestly this is kind of a toss-up. It would probably depend on who I think I would have a better chance at winning in the final two. In the end I probably would have done what you did when you made your nominations at the final five with the randomness, so...

Jackie - 1, 2 & 3
Zach - 4, 5, & 6

*Rolls dice*

You rolled 1 die:

4



Timestamp: 2015-12-19 00:08:45 UTC

So it looks like I would have evicted you, sorry Zach!

[Jackie Ibarra]

QUESTION 1:

Cody: Works from home part of the time which he's able to do because he works for Groupon Customer Support

Eddie: 18 and has health problems that affect his neck/back

Meg: Loves costume parties and watches The Walking Dead

Nick: Nick and I only ever talked game; we never got personal unfortunately

Victoria: Same for Victoria which really surprises me looking back on it because she is one the people in the game I felt closest to

Nicole: Had back problems in HS due to playing the cello for many years

Zach: soundcloud.com/betoko/subsonnik-fly-o-tech-how-you


QUESTION 2: 

First I never claimed to be a "strategic-mastermind-gamebot-borewhore." Yes, my decisions for the last half of the game were completely strategic. Otherwise I wouldn't have voted out the two people who I was closest to and had loyalty to. If you look at the last 4 weeks, it was my vote that decided who was going home. That's just a fact. I do think I made the tough strategic moves I needed to get to this point. If I wanted to take the easy way out, I would have voted you out Week 8 and kept both of my alliance member safe. But then, I probably wouldn't be standing here.

I already explained the strategic reasons behind my decision to take Candice in Nick's thread, but there was a slight emotional aspect to it as well. When you told me about your vote, I said it seemed like a threat and your response was "well that's kinda all I have left." Yes, later you gave me reasons why you thought Candice played a good game, but that always stuck in my mind. I wouldn't have respected myself for cowering to your threat and giving in to what you wanted. If you hadn't said it as a threat, I would have been more open to hearing your reasons and considering them with the other information I already had. Who knows? Maybe I would have made a different decision then. With the way it was presented though, there was no way I was going to change my mind.

[Candice Stewart]

Dec 20, 2015 23:35:52 GMT -6 Jackie Ibarra said:

If you look at the last 4 weeks, it was my vote that decided who was going home. That's just a fact.

Last 4?

Hun, i don't think you should even count week 6 lol. Evicting Nick was beneficial to your game. Stop trying to act like the mastermind that got him out lol.

And if you want to count it as that you might as well count when I evicted Frank in a 4-3 vote because my one vote totally "decided who was going home."

Also you being the sole vote to evict by becoming final HoH and winning final PoV is just that. You winning comps, nothing more really. Not to mention like 2 of them or something were pure luck...

[Jackie Ibarra]

Since you keep picking at my answers, I just want to make one comment lol...

ONE of my comps was luck: Deal or No Deal.

All the rest involved some sort of skill.

Yes, even the Jury Questions. I got every question correct except for the one we both missed while you only got one. I did that by knowing the jury and using all the information I gathered throughout the game.

And the other two were puzzles/timed so I think that's self-explanatory.

[Zach Rance]

I've made my decision.

One of you has shown the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent that it takes to be the winner of this amazing season (IMO).

Reading this person's answers here in the jury has been an unexpected pleasure. Specifically reading this lady's opening statement to the jury had me going:



while the other lady managed to piss me off with her lies, indifference, and an over-inflated ego that had me going:



so to this person, I can't say I didn't tell you what was going to happen to you here in the finale based on your decision in the game.

also, while you think you played a #flawless game, I am here to tell you that:



and now to you I can happily say that:



as the last loser. #THELASTLOSER

#0PERCENTCHANCEOFWINNING

to the clear victor of this game, I commend you!!



and may I also add:



#COMETHRUMAMA

I am so proud of you.

And with that, Zach's final attack has come to an end.

See you in All Stars, bitches.